King Henry’s House Rules

BE IT HEREBY KNOWN TO ALL FELINES…

I, King Henry, the Top Cat and Chief Execucat, remind all present and future felines of the House Rules.

1. My lap = My hoomans.

If I want to sit on the lap, you must move.

2. Hoomans’ bed = My bed.

You may sleep on the furthest corner from the window. Not between the hoomans. Not by the window.

3. My cookies = always my cookies.

Don’t think you can come and finish some that I leave for a snack for later. They are not for you.

4. This is my box. Stay. Out.

Why do I even have to explain this? (And don’t store your toys there, either.)

5. Kibble. I will leave you some. Wait your turn.

I’m bigger than you. I will sit on you and cause you a world of hurt.

6. Dude. Seriously. COVER YOUR POO!

And lay off chewing on the plants. They give you gas.

7. If I am napping, go away.

Trust me on this one. You’ll live longer.