Greetings, Gentle Readers. Tiria here.
I suffered an indignity. I had to go to the Shoppe of Horrors. My Hoomans noticed that I was not eating much and I was dragging a lot. And they speshully noticed I had more troubles with my (urp) food (hork hork).
But I didn’t see it coming.
First I was stuffed into a Suitcase of Doom. Then She who Shall Not Be Named came in. I hid in my suitcase until she pulled me out.
Then they poked and stuck things in me.
I was not happy.
But now I’m home. I get treats any time I wants them. And I guess I’m good. For now.