We are trying to teach our humans, but they don’t zactly get it. Here it is:
WE. DON’T. LIKE. LOUD. BOOMING. BANGING. HOOMANS.
They come in with all kinds of noisy dust-makers and dust-suckers. We don’t like them.
They cover our floors with stuff that is not our floors. We don’t like them.
They close us out of OUR BEDROOM. Even though they closed out the hoomans too, it is not OUR bed, and OUR room. We don’t like them.
We speshully don’t like being stuck in the basement where we can’t see the birds and generally SNOOPERVISE.